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• They're gonna get eaten alive in Middle School.
  -- Lisa comments on Rod and Todd's panic over a moth, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Bart: [over the radio] Rod! Todd! This is God! Rod
  How did you get on the radio? Bart: Whaddya mean, how did I get on the radio?...
• Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah? Jeremiah
  It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess....
• Todd: I get to clothe the leper. Rod: Lucky! Ned
  Supper time, boys! Todd: Oh boy: liver! Rod: Iron helps us play....
• Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
  Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
• Lisa: Where are the dice? Todd: Daddy says dice are wicked.
  Rod: We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way....
• Bart: The Flanders are a bunch of geeks, man. Home
  The Flandereses are not geeks! -- OK, Rod and Todd are, and the wife has a thing for me, but she hides it behind a mask of low- key hostility -- but we've gotta give this thing a chance!...
• Todd's been pinching everyone lately.
  -- Ned, explaining how rambunctious and wild his kids can be, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Todd: Daddy, where's Mommy? We miss her. Ned
  Mommy...had to go away. She's with God now. Rod+Todd...