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Dammit, Man, That's Unprofessional! A Good Bartender Laughs Anyway!
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"Dammit, man, that's unprofessional! A good bartender laughs anyway!"
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Dammit, man, that's unprofessional! A good bartender laughs anyway! -- Doonesbury
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
. "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
Bartender, I'd like whatever the man on the floor was drinking.
This man's dying! Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a.... oh, right.
What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY? -- Zippy the Pinhead
A little dog goes into a saloon in the Wild West, and beckons to the bartender.
Hey, bartender, gimmie a whiskey." The bartender ignores him....
Bart flicks a pocket knife open and closed repeatedly] Ma
You call that a knife? _This_ is a knife. Ba...
Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor.
-- Dr. Phillip Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown....
Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad. Homer: Shush, dear.
You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up, singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord....