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• Lisa: It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad.
  We watch an appalling amount of TV. Homer: Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television....
• Martin: Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion that gives birth to the magnificent geode, one of nature's most -- Nelso
  You're doing it wrong. You gotta pet him hard so he can feel it....
• Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away! Moe
  They're heading for the old mill! Homer: No we're not....
• Short attention span tagline.
• Attention: Unattended children will be sold as slaves.
• The lights are most likely to come back on at the precise moment you find the flashlight.
  -- Solomon Sho...
• Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.
• Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
  -- Bill Cosby...
• Attention: Unattended children will be cut up and put in the soup.