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• Attention: Unattended children will be sold as slaves.
• First prepare the soup of your choice and pour it into a bowl.
  Then, take the bowl and quickly turn it upside down on the cookie tray....
• Cut life support to all quarters with children -- Picard
• Put up or shut up!
• Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast.
  You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes....
• For children with short attention spans: boomerangs that don't come back.
• ATTENTION
• Belle: Normally, we don't allow children in here, but your father was so insistent.
  Bart: He's tough but fair. I'll start sorting these bras....
• He who lives by the sword is a regular cut-up!