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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
  .. Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it for _me_!...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Burns: I don't know what's happening. It seems our profits have dropped 37%.
  Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, Sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre....
• Smithers: John! John: Uhh, oh, Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons!
  Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [sotto voce] So this is your sick mother?...
• Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not qualified!
  [There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see....
• Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names. Ba
  How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag] I can't tell you who I am, but I worked on the campaign....
• Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime? Tatum
  Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly....
• Mel: Mr. Burns was shot Friday at three p.m., the very time that Smithers was at home watching "Pardon My Zinger".
  So you see, he couldn't have done it. Smithe...