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• The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its message and then disappears.
• Do you sometimes have a kind of Deja Vu ?" "No, but I could ask for it in the kitchen.
  -- from the movie "Groundhog Day...
• In Los Angeles, McDonalds quickly reacted to the highway shootings.
  They came out with 'Happy To Be Alive Meals.' -- Al Clethe...
• When turkeys mate, they think of swans. -- Johnny Carso
• Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.
  And then discover once a year is way too often. -- Johnny Carso...
• When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane.
  -- Franklyn Ajaye...
• The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt has an active, living culture.
• Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
  -- Frank Lloyd Wrigh...