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• 1) When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
  (2) The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of you coffee....
• When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
  Gunter's First Law of Air Travel...
• The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of you coffee.
  Gunter's Second Law of Air Travel...
• Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
• Roger's Law: As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
  Davis's Explanation of Roger's Law: Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence....
• As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
  -- Rogers' Law Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence....
• You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.