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• 1) When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
  (2) The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of you coffee....
• Gunter's Airborne Discoveries: (1) When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
  (2) The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee....
• When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
  Gunter's First Law of Air Travel...
• The number of taxis at an airport is inversely proportional to the number of flights arriving.
  -- The Third Law Of Air Travel...
• Reece's Second Law: The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional to the length of the passing zone.
• Roger's Law: As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
  Davis's Explanation of Roger's Law: Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence....
• As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
  -- Rogers' Law Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence....
• Fish's Second Law of Animal Behavio
• The amount of time saved by your plane arriving early at your destination is equal to the amount of extra time you have to wait for your luggage.
  -- The Second Law Of Air Travel...