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• 1) When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
  (2) The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of you coffee....
• Gunter's Airborne Discoveries: (1) When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
  (2) The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee....
• The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of you coffee.
  Gunter's Second Law of Air Travel...
• Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
• Roger's Law: As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
  Davis's Explanation of Roger's Law: Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence....
• As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
  -- Rogers' Law Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence....
• In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft.
  This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day....