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Heard That The Next Space Shuttle Is Supposed To Carry Several Guernsey Cows?
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Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several
Guernsey cows? It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world.
Related:
Cows in orbit - the herd shot round the world...
Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd.
A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella.
OK! LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. I'M IN CHARGE OF THE CPU FOR THE NEXT 40 MILLISECONDS!
-- A comment from the Space Shuttle (!) computer IPL code, -- power failure handling...
If love makes the world go 'round, Why are we going to outer space? -- Margaret Gilma
Beer makes the world go `round (and `round, and `round).
If bulls**t could fly, Rush Limbaugh would be a space shuttle.
Richard H. Truly, Astronaut (Space Shuttle pilot), was an Eagle Scout.