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• Education helps earning capacity. Ask any college professor.
• Education is what you get when your father sends you to college.
  The education process is not complete until you send your son there....
• Seits's Law of Higher Education: The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.
• The one course you need for graduation is not offered your last semester.
  -- Seit's Law of Higher Educatio...
• Any college that would take your son he should be too proud to go to.
  - Erma Bombeck The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work....
• I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it (your paper) presently occupies the bottom of my bird cage.
  -- English Professor, Providence College...
• I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it (your paper) presently occupies the bottom of my bird cage.
  -- English Professor, Providence College...
• You are interested in higher education whether material or spiritual.