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• Teach a man to fish, he'll eat fish the rest of his life.
  Teach a fish to learn, and soon the fish will all be running around in schools!...
• If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
  -- The Angler's Credo...
• Give me a fish and I will eat today. Teach me to fish and I will eat forever.
• If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day.
  But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life....
• Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
  -- Calvin Keega...
• If God had meant us to eat fish fingers, he would have given fish fingers.
• Give a man a computer program and you give him a headache, but teach him to program computers and you give him the power to create headaches for others for the rest of his life.
  .. -- R. B. Fore...
• Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river.
  One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught....