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• I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. -- Edith Sitwell
• Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
  I shit, therefore I am....
• I must remind myself to think bad thoughts.
• I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
  -- An English Professor, Ohio University...
• I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
  --English Professor, Ohio University...
• I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
  -- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University...
• A fella came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar?
  Well, sir, I gave him three quarters by mistake. Took me the whole afternoon to track him down!...
• I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone.
  -- Edith Cavell, before her execution by the Germans, 12 October 1915....