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I Am Not A Trained Killer. I LEAD Trained Killers.
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I am not a trained killer. I LEAD trained killers.
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Warning: I am a trained professional. No, Really!
I was toilet-trained at gunpoint. -- Billy Brave
Ah, but killer trained attack cats DO go GRRRRR!
I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say (in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
-- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reaso...
Moose trained by Bob.
Moose trained by Ross Perot.
What are you trained to do?
Lisa: I wish we lived in the kitty house. Bart: I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night.
Go, my pretties! Kill! Kill! -- The Wicked Bart of the West, "Lisa's First Word...
Homer: [nervously] Well, Bart, did you make sure to return all the guns?
Bart: Sir! Yes, Sir! Luckily, I am now trained in six additional forms of unarmed combat, sir!...