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• I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute -- where no Catholic prelate would tell the president (should he be Catholic) how to ac
  and no Protestant minister would tell his parishoners for whom to vote--where no church or church school is granted any public funds or political preference--and where no man is denied public office merely because his religion differs from the president who might appoint him or the people who might elect him....
• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
• I will describe] where I come from and what kind of a house I lived in when I was a kid
  how many public schools that I went to - five elementary, two high schools - product of a public school system, two jobs in college, went to night school, worked my way through law school....
• The Catholic Church *is not* the one true church. The Holy Orthodox >[Eastern] Christian Church is the one and only repository of the *fullness* >of Christ's > teachings.
  Sorry, but the one _true_ church is the Church of the Forgotten Son, where we worship the Almighty earthworm....
• I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.
  o i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?...
• Tertullian was born in Carthage somewhere about 160 A.
  D. He was a pagan, and he abandoned himself to the lascivious life of his city until about his 35th year, when he became a Christian ....
• Tertullian was born in Carthage somewhere about 160 A.
  D. He was a pagan, and he abandoned himself to the lascivious life of his city until about his 35th year, when he became a Christian....
• I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of.
  My own mind is my own church. -- Thomas Paine...