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• I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
  The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I have two very rare photographs: one is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his ca
  he other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child....
• I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Life by Norman Rockwell, but screenplay by Stephen King.
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• When I was a child... We had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
  .. I was an only child... eventually. -- Stephen Wrigh...