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• I have the curiosity of a 6 Year old.
• I have been young, and now am old; yet have I not seen -- Old Testament -- Psalm xxxvii, 25
• I *never* would have guessed you were that old!
• What I gave, I have; what I spent, I had; what I kept, I lost. -- old epitaph
• I see my life go drifting like a river From change to change
  I have been many things - A green drop in the surge, a gleam of light Upon a sword, a fir tree on a hill, An old slave grinding at a heavy quern, A king sitting upon a chair of gold - And all these things were wonderful and grea...
• I am old!
• When I was young, I used to have successes with women because I was young.
  Now I have successes with women because I am old. Middle age was the hardest part....
• The old American way to spell cheese was K-R-A-F-T. Now, it's P-H-I-L-I-P-M-O-R-R-I-S.
• One man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.
  -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes vii, 28...