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• I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people.
  You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. -- Anthony Clark...
• I love mankind ... It's people I hate. -- Schulz
• The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd
• I love to cook! I love to eat! I hate to wash DISHES!
• I love my attitude problem
• I have no problem with God. It's his fan clubs I hate.
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm.