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I Put Instant Coffee In A Microwave And Almost Went Back In Time. -- Steven Wrigh
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I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
-- Steven Wright
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The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
.. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
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I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself?
That's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters. -- Steven Wrigh
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time.
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Steven Wrigh...
I woke up and started folding my bed back into a couch and almost broke both my arms, because it's not one of those beds!
-- Steven Wrigh...