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  Some of the Tips for Better Driving are worth considering, to wi...
• I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which I happen to have in my top desk drawer.
  Some of the Tips for Better Driving are worth considering, to wi...
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• How many Christians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"?
  Listen to the difference: "Go to sleep, you little wretch!...
• Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"?
  Listen to the difference: "Go to sleep, you little wretch!...