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• A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
  . "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
• A guy walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Since when did you have sawdust on the floor?
  That's not sawdust," the bartender said. "It's last night's furniture." -- Joey Adam...
• A man walked into a bar. It hurt!
• Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
  "Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?" "Well, yes, I am....
• See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause the second one should have seen it.
• Mr. Mitchell: Hi there. How can I help you? Bart: _You're_ the guy who owns the dog?
  Mr. Mitchell: Yep. His name is Sprinkles. Bart: Sprinkles?...
• I am Norm of Borg. Bar tabs are futile, beer will be assimilated.
• Salad Bar? But There's No Beer?
• When you got to a bar, you can pick up a beer. -- Women vs. Bee