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• I think the reason my parents didn't like me is I was not a good-looking kid.
  My whole family was embarrassed, they didn't want me to be seen ....
• I vote for: Billy Beer!
• I am not a trained killer. I LEAD trained killers.
• Warning: I am a trained professional. No, Really!
• I ran into Billy Idol at a soiree this morning.
• You came in THAT thing? You're braver than I thought.
  -- Leia to Luke on the Death Star (Star Wars)...
• Often I think I am a special agent of Billy Graham.
• I count him braver who conquers his desires than him who conquers his enemie
  for the hardest victort is the victory over self. Aristotle...
• But then again, I like cold toilet seats.