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IBM Advanced Systems Group -- A Bunch Of Mindless Jerks, Who'll Be First Against The Wall When The Revolution Comes.
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IBM Advanced Systems Group -- a bunch of mindless jerks,
who'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes...
-- with regrets to D. Adams
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Boy, I sure wish that I could be in the 'Advanced Systems Development' group!
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o colleagues who insisted that the microprocessor was the wave of the future, c. 1968...
When the revolution comes, I will be shot by both sides.
When the revolution comes, count your change.