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  The Beatles were very popular, and I had a crush on him....
• I didn't think it could be done, though given Sun's track record
  I suppose that I shouldn't be surprised that they've managed to produce an even worse keyboard than any that they previously had on the market....
• it is now some years since I detected how many were the false beliefs that I ha d believed to be true since my earliest youth.
  And since that time, I have bee n convinced that I must once and for all seriously try to rid myself of all the opiniouns which I had formerly accepted, and begin to build anew, if I wanted t o establish any firm and permanent structure for my beliefs....
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• It is a blessed thing that in every age some one has had individuality enough and courage enough to stand by his own convictions.
  I believe it was Magellan who said, "The church says the earth is fla...
• IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS
  And everywhere this language went, It was a total loss....