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  I installed it backwards by accident. Driving down the street with a herd of deer chasing me....
• It was raining heavily, and the motorist had car trouble on a lonely country road.
  Anxious to find shelter for the night, he walked over to a farmhouse and knocked on the front door....
• My car isn't broken down, it's mechanically challenged!
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
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• If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rule
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• Have I ever let you down before? -- Famous Last Word
• I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did you ever see a doctor?" "No, just spots.
• Reporters like Bill Greider from the Washington Post and Him Naughton of the New York Time
  for instance, had to file long, detailed, and relatively complex stories every day -- while my own deadline fell every two weeks -- but neither of them ever seemed in a hurry about getting their work done, and from time to time they would try to console me about the terrible pressure I always seemed to be laboring under....