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• If it wasn't so warm out today, it would be cooler.
• If it wasn't so cool out today, it would be warmer.
• A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator, "This is a parson to parson call.
  A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign....
• Not So Hot: Luke Warm
• Watch out, warm fuzzies headed your way!
• She's so ugly that not even the tide would take her out.
• Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas is so rich and lavish that if Caesar were alive today, he would not be able to afford to stay in his digs.
• Things move so fast today that we sometimes get the feeling our solutions may be obsolete before we can get them worked out.
• Warm eyes, wet lips Gently touch my finger tips Soft sigh
  ilky hair Longing for me to touch her there Her begging eyes Her whimpering cries Urgent needs of one so sweet Bring me quickly to my feet The night is warm, there is no doubt It's my turn to take the dog out....