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If You Have To Think Twice About It, You're Wrong.
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If you have to think twice about it, you're wrong.
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One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not.
Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything. -- Jim Harriso...
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It might be a good idea to think twice before jumping in bed with a lady ventriloquist.
Think about it: there she is; there you are; and just as you're zeroing on target, it laughs at you....
If you have to think about it, it's too late.
Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
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When you think you're going down for the third time -- just remember that you may have counted wrong.
-- Peterson's Admonitio...
Peterson's Admonition: When you think you're going down for the third time -- just remember that you may have counted wrong.