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• If you truly love something, set it free. If it returns, it will be yours forever.
  If it doesn't, then hunt it down and kill it!...
• If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.
  If it doesn't come back, it never was yours in the first place. -- Proverb...
• If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
• Hunt them down and kill them.
• The TRUTH will set you free!!!
• If you love something, kill it. If it returns, you belong to it forever.
• I will hunt you down and flog you with wet tissues...
• No matter where you go....I'll HUNT you down!!!
• Don't go shopping for anything and you will inevitably come back with something and whatever it is that you purchased will be the thing you did not need.