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• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• Don't ever slam the door; you might want to go back. -- Don Herold
• If at first you don't succeed, go back and study something else.
• Thank you for shopping at S-Mart.
• A beer doesn't care if you go shopping. -- Men vs. Bee
• You may be redneck... if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping.
• I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.
  Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh....
• If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and kill it.