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• Smile! Things can only get worse.
• Certainty is only a symptom of lack of imagination.
• CAPRICORN December 22 - January 19 You are an upholder of tradition and authority.
  This is because you lack imagination and creativity....
• Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
• PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI.
  You have minor influence over your associates and people resent your flaunting of your power....
• If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.