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If you're carrying a torch, put it down.
The Olympics are over.
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You think it's a good idea to put a wet, drainy thing like that upside down over your mouth?
-- Gallaghe...
You put the disk in upside down.
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I advise you to put down the oyster before opening it. >WRENCH!&l
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No one can put you down without your full cooperation.
Why can't you remember to put the toilet seat BACK DOWN?
This way is blocked by something you aren't carrying.