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• IBM: I Broke Mine
• Tour guide: At this point in time, I would like to direct your attention to the particular air vehicle next to which I am currently standing.
  The Harrier Jet is one of our more dollar- intensive ordnance delivery vectors....
• Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
• I can give her attention, Doctor, but I am incapable of giving her love.
  Now why do I find that so hard to believe? -- Data and Dr....
• I broke up with my psychiatrist. I told him I had suicidal tendencies.
  He told me from now on I had to pay in advance. -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• Our schizophrenic societies progress by knowledge but survive on inspiration derived from the very beliefs which that knowledge erodes.
  I suggest that the paradox can be at least intellectually resolved, not all at once but eventually and with consequences difficult to perfect, if we pay due attention to the sociobiology of religion....
• Cool... I broke his brain...
• America has an exaggerated reputation for freedom and opportunity.
  A lady I work with from Peru still believes that any child who wants to go to college can go, and graduate, and find work as a white-collar paper pusher, and save money, and become rich, and get any medical care they need, and have happy, safe children....
• Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
  This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match....