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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Do they have to play that rock music? Every note is pounding into my skull!
  [the central part of the speaker shoots through her hair] Hapablap...
• Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa
  I have one. Tour guide: Yes? Lisa: Is the remarkably sexist drivel spouted by Malibu Stacy intentional, or is it just a horrible mistake?...
• Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob! [everyone gasps and screams] Bob
  [on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things....
• Lisa: He's getting away! [gets covered by the blimp] Hapablap
  Oh...not the Harrier! We've got a war tomorrow. Bob...
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge! Bart: Bob, no!
  Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the easy way out....
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
• Bart: Dad! Help! Marge: [screams] Ahh! Homer: Hang on, Boy!
  Daddy's coming to save you! [rolls over the tire trap and blows all the tires] D'oh!...