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  This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining....
• Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way.
  This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining....
• Riker: "Thank you for coming on board, Mister Dokachin.
  Dokachin: "Quite a ship you have." Riker: "We're tied into your computers if you'd like to access the files....
• Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing what you wanted to do, even though you thought it was going to hurt somebody else.
  He even told you he'd be hurt if..." "He was going to suck my blood!...
• The Guy on the Right Doesn't Stand a Chance The guy on the right has the Osborne 1, a fully functional computer system in a portable package the size of a briefcase.
  The guy on the left has an Uzi submachine gun concealed in his attache case....
• Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
  In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Seaso...
• And here's a way to befuddle the *callee* rather than the calle
  Record someone's answering machine message as you hear it, and then play it back to them as your message to them....
• As of next Thursday, all terminal input will be line-at-a-time. Please update your programs.