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• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, we contract out for things like that....
• You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.
• Flat out, like a lizard drinking.
• The intellect of the wise is like glass; it admits the light of heaven and reflects it. -- Hare
• How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you?...
• I ain't going out like dat...
• I'm out of the loop, and that's the way I like it.
• It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.
• Make like a newborn baby and head out.