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• There it was, hidden in alphabetical order. -- Rita Hol
• Since computers do the sending, however, it's possible to address a single package to a mailing list of recipients with a shared interest in the subject matter -- be it cold fusion or hot pornography.
  -- Joe Abernathy <(C) 1990 Houston Chronicle>...
• Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
• And the list goes on...
• Life is wonderful, but of course a few people do die.
  I've noticed how thoughtful they are - they manage to die in alphabetical order....
• AMIGA: on the endangered species list.
• Bring to the Grocer's: R. Li
• IF %PRICE%!==LIST! KEEP SHOPPING.
• List(en)ing by phone...