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• How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the 'Bluffer's Guide to Changing Light Bulbs....
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They can't change light bulbs... Without light, they can't read the manual, and without the manual, they can't figure out how to change the light bulb....
• How long does it take a DEC repairman -- to change a light bulb?
  It depends on how many burnt-out light bulbs he brought with him....
• How many Daleks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building....
• How many bankers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, bankers don't change light bulbs. Note: Ever notice that the electronic bank signs are full of burned-out light bulbs?...
• How many social scientists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out....