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• Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical experiments instead of rats?
  a) There are more lawyers than rats. b) The scientist's don't become as emotionally attached to them....
• Now it seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table, but you only want the ones that you can't get.
  -- The Eagle...
• The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with.
  Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to form oil using other animal...
• The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with.
  Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to form oil using other animal...
• Scientists say the only things which will survive a nuclear war are rats and cockroaches.
  Therefore, if a war starts... GET YOUR ASS UNDER THE FRIDGE!...
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
• GARDEN The garden is where all the nasty bugs and insects that you see on those wildlife documentaries are.
  A succession of features on spiders, ants, bees and wasps, all filmed using really expensive lenses, have left me scared shitless of the slightest bit of greenery....
• At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
  The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....