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  "Tell him to loosen up. God, he's stiff even for a military man....
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  He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying "You gave me the wrong key!...
• There once was a man who went to a computer trade show.
  Each day as he entered, the man told the guard at the doo...
• A monk sat with his three students. He took out his fan and placed it in front of him, saying, "Without calling it a fan, tell me what this is.
  The first said, "You couldn't call it a slop-bucket....
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Chief: Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu! (translatio
  The Blue-haired woman will make a good sacrifice.) Marge...
• behind the closed kitchen door] Jimbo: It's hard for me to clean this giant pot when you keep spilling meat tenderizer all over me.
  [click] Oh, great, now I gotta work in the dark....