Related:

• Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.
• Without guns, how are we gonna shoot anybody? We need guns.
  You never can tell when you're walking down the street you'll spot a moose....
• The more you love, the more you can love--and the more intensely you love.
  Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just....
• Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold.
  .. Other people care more about the food. -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?...
• Some people who boast about how broadminded they are may just be too lazy to find out which side they're on.
• Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody's good enough for me.
  [a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs!...
• Not many people realize just how well known I am.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Cats KNOW how we feel - they just don't CARE about it!