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• Save laboratory animals. Use lawyers.
• Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
• If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
• Good lawyers are even rarer than honest politicians.
• What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START!
• Ever negotiate with lawyers at a huge company? If they saw you drowning 100 feet from the shore, they'd through you a 51-foot rope and say they went more than halfway.
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