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• I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.
• I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
• I was nimble and I won Iron Ox.
• Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns. Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right.
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• Look at the camera and say "birdie".
• This is largely as I predicted, except the Silly Party won.
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• I admit I had a great struggle with my conscience. Fortunately, I won.
  -- Garron, The Ribos Operatio...