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• Burns: So, how did we do? Smithers: [looking at his stopwatch] It's a new record, sir.
  Burns: Outstanding. Well, perhaps all of this _has_ been worthwhile....
• I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's accomplishments.
  The front page has nothing but man's failures. -- Chief Justice Earl Warre...
• I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments.
  The front page has nothing but man's failures. -- Chief Justice Earl Warre...
• We have a Calvinistic creed, a Popish liturgy, and an Arminian clergy.
  -- William Pitt, Earl of Chatham (1708-1778) -- Prior's Life of Burke (1790)...
• The system will be down for about a week next month while we install a new manager.
• It is hard to let old beliefs go. They are familiar.
  We are comfortable with them and have spent years building systems and developing habits that depend on them....
• We have not succeeded in resolving all our problems the answers we have found only serve to raise a whole new set of questions.
  In some ways, we feel as confised as ever but we now believe that we are confused on a higher level about more important things....
• gossip, n: Hearing something you like about someone you don't. -- Earl Wilso
• Let justice be done, though the heavens fall! -- Earl of Mansfield