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• I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments.
  The front page has nothing but man's failures. -- Chief Justice Earl Warre...
• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
• America is a stronger nation for the ACLU's uncompromising effort.
  -- President John F. Kennedy The simple rights, the civil liberties from generations of struggle must not be just fine words for patriotic holidays, words we subvert on weekdays, but living, honored rules of conduct amongst us....
• The ACLU has stood foursquare against the recurring tides of hysteria that from time to time threaten freedoms everyhere.
  .. Indeed, it is difficult to appreciate how far our freedoms might have eroded had it not been for the Union's valiant representation in the courts of the constitutional rights of people of all persuasions, no matter how unpopular or even despised by the majority they were at the time....
• Quote #40 The first time I encountered setjmp() was in an Amiga program ported from Unix.
  Hmm, what's setjmp()?" I said, pulling up the man page....
• Printers always die on page 999 of a 1000 page report!!!
• EIO Erase I/O page
• Some errors will always go unnoticed until the book is in print.
  Block's Corollary: The first page the author turns to upon receiving an advance copy will be the page containing the worst erorr....
• This is a crude version of a more advanced utility that has never been written.
  -- From the X-windows xwud(1) man-page...