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• Liberals are the first to dump you if you con them or get into trouble.
  Conservatives are better. They never run out on you. -- Joseph "Crazy Joe" Gallo...
• You want a job where you will never run out of work--be a debt collector.
  -- Joseph Epstein's grandfathe...
• Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
• Joe, did you get Jean's ansi figured out yet?
• Conservatives don't sell out, liberals refuse to buy it.
• PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
  You will never have another good night's sleep. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you, cause if you do, you are in big trouble, serious trouble, lots of trouble and more trouble yet.
• Never run away from a gun. Bullets can travel faster than you can.
  Besides, if you're going to be hit, you had better get it in the front than in the back....
• Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. American Proverb