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• My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose your ignorance
  you cannot replace it." -- Erich Maria Remarque...
• You may turn into an archangel, a fool, or a criminal -- no one will see it.
  But when a button is missing, everyone sees that. -- Erich M. Remarque...
• Ignorance is bliss, but it will NEVER replace sex.
• You know my heart keeps tellin' me, You're not a kid at thirty-three, You play around you lose your wife, You play too long, you lose your life.
  Some gotta win, some gotta lose, Goodtime Charlie's got the blues....
• When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone.
  And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either....
• Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
• My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo Philip
• INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.
  "All men are ingrates," sneered the cynic. "Nay," The good philanthropist replied...
• I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!