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• It must have been some unmarried fool that said "A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answe
  because, in any decent house, a brat that starts asking questions is promptly packed off to bed....
• It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
• A man always chases a woman until she catches him.
• Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
• Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain he's not the man she married?
  BARBRA STREISAND...
• A woman's a woman until the day she dies, but a man's only a man as long as he can. -- Moms Mabley
• A man will be a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife.
  -- Al Bundy, (Married With Children)...
• Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck.
  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder....