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• Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain he's not the man she married?
  BARBRA STREISAND...
• Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck.
  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder....
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• An old man lost all his money. Seventy years old, hasn't got a dime.
  Who does he blame? His wife. He says, "If you were a good wife, you'd go out and work for me....
• We're going to find out tonight who the oldest lady in the audience is.
  And we have a marvelous present for her. When we find the oldest lady, we're going to give her ....
• No modern woman with a grain of sense ever sends little notes to an unmarried man -- not until she is married, anyway.
  -- Arthur Binstead...
• A little woman fell in love with a man 90 years old--until she made a date with him.
  She goes out with him that night, and a friend says the next morning, "How did you like him?...
• A man will be a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife.
  -- Al Bundy, (Married With Children)...