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• In a three-storey building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator will be on a floor where you are not.
  -- Dedera's Law...
• Dedera's Law: In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you see a sign near the elevator that says "out of order" and you think "sort elevator > elevator.
  ew; mv elevator.new elevato...
• This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
• The beer across the street is much better.
• A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt.
  As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible eyeing him and giggling....
• vadding /vad'ing/ n. [from VAD, a permutation of ADV (i.
  e., ADVENT), used to avoid a particular admin's continual search-and-destroy sweeps for the game] A leisure-time activity of certain hackers involving the covert exploration of the `secret' parts of large buildings -- basements, roofs, freight elevators, maintenance crawlways, steam tunnels, and the like....
• vadding: /vad'ing/ [from VAD, a permutation of ADV (i.
  e., {ADVENT}), used to avoid a particular {admin}'s continual search-and-destroy sweeps for the game] n....
• A print addict is a man who reads in elevators. People occasionally look at me curiously when they see me standing there, reading a paragraph or two as the elevator goes up.
  To me, it's curious that there are people who do not read in elevators....