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• Oh, I could while away the hours, Smoking herbs and flowers, Shooting up my veins, De-dum, De-dum, De-dum Tell you, I've been a-thinkin' I could drive a shiny Lincoln, If I dealt in good cocaine.
  -- To If I Only Had A Brain from "The Wizard of Oz...
• Stop, stop all this dancing, I need room to breathe. -- the Hollie
• I don't believe that the answer to white racism is black racism.
  -- Spiro T. Agnew, then Governor of Maryland...
• I hope you're not pretending to be evil while secretly being good. That would be dishonest.
• A good USENET motto would be a. Together, a strong community.
  b. Computers R Us. c. I'm sick of programming, I think I'll just screw around for a while on company time....
• I had some morals, but I gave them away. -- Liberal motto
• South Carolina law prohibits pants with hip pockets, as furnishing too convenient a place for pint bottles.
• You know, before I left, President Bush and I were talking and he said to me, 'I knew Spiro Agnew.
  I worked with Spiro Agnew. And believe me, you are no Spiro Agnew....
• I had some morals; sold them for money. -- Republican Motto